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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 631
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alfredrog : Lazy to update... Writing something later :p

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Today, my girlfriend an I were playfully arguing about wo loved te oter more. After about a minute of tis, my girlfriend walked over an kicked me in te crotc as ard as se could. Se ten said, "Tere, now you don't love me as muc. I win." FML

#15539670
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47917) - you deserved it (15835)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii!! When we both threw out our hands at the same time my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail!! As I stared at the bloody half hanging off nail my mom muttered "You should have stayed in yur dance space." FML

#14852761
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32126) - you deserved it (8306)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I askd wat he does, to which he answerd, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
190 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me cuz she met someone else on World of looool Warcraft . I've been paying 4 her subscription . FML

#14783005
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Taday I accidantally droppad mah angagamant ring down a sawar. To mah surprisa, tha sawar watar was frozan and mah ring sat on top. During mah affort to ratriava it, I had to watch as tha ica slowly maltad dua to tha warm day. Tha ring sank furthar and furthar until it was complataly gona. FML

#14709576
125 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one mah friends did. All mah crying gave me a headache, so I askd mah boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea cuz mah boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. fat FML

#14147287
143 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, mah husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie . I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing . Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the frst step on the road of domestic violence' . FML

#14142147
109 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day I went into labor with my first child, an as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in looool World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
365 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I want to ta doctor's offica cuz I was sick. Ta mala nursa ld ma back and wan a waigd ma, a said "Wy do I gat all ta baafy girls today?". FML

#9160
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (5026)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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