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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alfredrog : Lazy to update... Writing something later :p

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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46147) - you deserved it (15417)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom and I tried out Just Dance 2 on the Wii. When we both threw out our hands at the same time, my mom's Wii remote hit my hand and ripped my finger nail. As I stared at the bloody, half hanging off nail, my mom muttered, "You should have stayed in your dance space." FML

#14852761
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30220) - you deserved it (8036)

On 02/05/2011 at 1:41pm - health - by Winchesterlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22738) - you deserved it (6360)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML

#14783005
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34956) - you deserved it (13689)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:58am - love - by Thanh Quang -

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

#14709576
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34529) - you deserved it (6042)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

#14147287
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52261) - you deserved it (3854)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

#14142147
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (10427)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm - love - by katy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went into labor with my first child, and as much as I pleaded, I had to wait for my husband to finish his raid in World of Warcraft before he'd take me to the hospital. FML

#14093813
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67163) - you deserved it (10349)

On 12/05/2010 at 8:38am - health - by newmother (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

#9160
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33498) - you deserved it (5013)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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