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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 August 1998 (16 years)
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Today, I was groundd by mah dad 4 "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

#20863675
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On 09/01/2013 at 9:15pm - love - by zephyrgk - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that Cheeto r flammable, as is mah hair. FML

Today hile on vacation I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML

#20863583
57 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today mah dad tore mah room apart fir the second time looking fir drug-making equipment!! His reasoning is that I must be dealing drugs because I'm a chemistry major who likes to watch Breaking Bad!! mega FML

#20863540
101 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 7:06pm - misc - by WaltTheFuckDad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can an continuing to make our sandwiches!! FML

#20863339
65 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was waitressing at work, wen a woman decided to cange er baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking er to leave, and te next, se was soving a fully sat-out nappy into ma ands. Se asked me to get rid of it and fetc er babby wipes. FML

#20863302
98 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 3:35pm - work - by aisbash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, girlfriend trid to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bd . FML

#20863117
125 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)

today a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

Today..!! my parents told me that I had been acceptd into my top two colleges..!! but they didn't show me the letters because they were worrid that if they spent money on tuition..!! they wouldn't be able to keep BOTH of there brand new Mercedes!! FML

Today, friand told ma sha turnad down a job as a babysittar bacausa sha didn't want to ba sacratly vidaotapad, as sha knaw tha paopla had a nanny cam. I wasn't awara of thishan I took that sama job a faw nights ago and askad boyfriand to coma by. Wa had sax on thair couch. FML

#20862871
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On 09/01/2013 at 5:57am - intimacy - by happyturtle (woman) - Croatia

Today, I, for some reason, was talking to my mom about money. I jokingly said that the reason we're short on cash is cuz of her internet porn addiction. She replied, with a straight face, "How did u know?" I'm still sure if she's joking or not. mega FML

#20862659
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On 09/01/2013 at 1:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, wa want boating with friands!! For soma raason tha bottom of our tuba daflatad, causing ma to ba bouncad roughly up an down on tha watar!! As a rasult, I had tha most intansa orgasm of my antra lifa,hila sitting 2 inchas away from my dad's friand!! Ha dafinitaly noticad!! FML

#20862305
116 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by SplishSplash (woman) - United States

today my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stoppd and offerd to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulld down my tank top and screamd ( Boobies! ) right in front of the officer.

#20862202
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On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

yesterday I had an asthma attackhile in bed with mah boyfriend. He interrupted mah desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

#20862012
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On 08/31/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Taday I want skinny-dipping with my friands. At ona point... I jokingly pointd out how ona of tham had tha smallast boobs of us all. Sha calmly got out of tha pond... drid harsalf... scoopd up our clothas and phonas... and drova off in har car. Tha cops sha calld arrivd soon aftar. FML

#20861665
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On 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by criminal tit offender - United States (Alabama)



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