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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1859
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

by horny bastard / 01/16/2009 at 3:34am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

by lopez / 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm / Work