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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9235) - you deserved it (38042)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8624) - you deserved it (31263)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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