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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 October 1996 (17 years)
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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
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I agree, your life sucks (10254) - you deserved it (38344)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8356) - you deserved it (35614)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (28686)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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