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About alexwagner21 : My name's Alex! I love love love singing. I'm also an actress, pianist, and writer. I love professional baseball and the band Big Time Rush :)
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Today, I finally got off lazy ass an start studying fir upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until classmate called an after I proudly told him about sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML
Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML
Today naar tha and and of mah shift as a bartandar a drunk man stumblad into mah bar got upsat cuz I rafusad to sarva him pukad into mah tip jar than offarad ma half a pack of cigarattas in axchanga fir sax. FML
Today, I tried to propose to mah grlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split mah head open . My grlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood . An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us . FML
Friday 27 March 2015