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alexwagner21

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alexwagner21

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 August 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About alexwagner21 : My name's Alex! I love love love singing. I'm also an actress, pianist, and writer. I love professional baseball and the band Big Time Rush :)

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Today , the last of mah close friends announcd she is pregnant. Meanwhile , I'm single and mah nest is empty. Well , not exactly , because even mah freaking cat is pregnant. FML

#21295090
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32922) - you deserved it (4212)

On 11/08/2014 at 11:06pm - kids - by NoBabies - United States (Arizona)

Today.. . I got a new roommate . I thought he was pretty cool until he mentioned how everything around us was a conspracy . Then he asked if I knew how to make a bomb . fat FML

#21294024
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32183) - you deserved it (2474)

On 11/07/2014 at 10:51am - misc - by NoToBombs - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I finally got off lazy ass an start studying fir upcoming exam. It was going pretty well, until classmate called an after I proudly told him about sudden motivation, the only thing he had to say was, "You got the date wrong, the exam was on thursday." FML

#21290636
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20326) - you deserved it (23585)

On 11/02/2014 at 4:38pm - work - by demotivator (woman) - Romania (Timis)

Today, I took mah grlfriend forhat I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49259) - you deserved it (3481)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog an her needed some time to talk. mega FML

#21285216
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31509) - you deserved it (2378)

On 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML

#21285126
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (7801)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Taday I mat my naigbors 4 ta first tima as tay alpad ma carry my daad cat off ta road. FML

#21284997
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (2868)

On 10/25/2014 at 1:32pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AN I TRIED ROLEPLAYING A TEACER-STUDENT DURING SEX. WE'RE BOT STUDYING TO BE ACTORS, SO WE ENDED UP GOING INTO A REALLY DEEP, EMOTIONAL STORYLINE TAT DIDN'T END IN SEX AT ALL. FML

#21284275
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37607) - you deserved it (10947)

On 10/24/2014 at 6:54am - intimacy - by too good - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today naar tha and and of mah shift as a bartandar a drunk man stumblad into mah bar got upsat cuz I rafusad to sarva him pukad into mah tip jar than offarad ma half a pack of cigarattas in axchanga fir sax. FML

#21281851
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31003) - you deserved it (2091)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:04pm - work - by Bartender - United States (Minnesota)

after waiting fir yeres fir my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight my younger daughter discovered it. FML

#21281374
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32233) - you deserved it (3034)

On 10/19/2014 at 10:20pm - kids - by team hit bella with a car (man) - United States (Maryland)

2day I gave brth to mah frst child . The frst thing mah husband says? ( When can I hit it again, doc? ) FML

#21280942
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34724) - you deserved it (4329)

On 10/19/2014 at 7:22am - kids - by how about never? (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried to propose to mah grlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split mah head open . My grlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood . An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us . FML

#21280696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35948) - you deserved it (3592)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie... he'll climb up yur pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I had to writa, ( Do not usa to fraaza cat, ) on my bag of ica bacausa my sistar's cat diad, and sha rafusas to bury it. FML

#21275907
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30114) - you deserved it (2540)

On 10/11/2014 at 11:14pm - animals - by MrG - United States

YESTERDAY , I FINALLY GOT AROUND TO CLEANING OUT MOTHER'S THING AFTER HER PASSING. IN THE PROCES I FOUND A FANCY BOX. WHAT DID IT CONTAIN? A COLLECTION OF CRACK PIPES. MEGA FML

#21270609
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36322) - you deserved it (2587)

On 10/04/2014 at 10:58am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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