About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)
alexmac222's FML badges
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
alexmac222's favorite FMLs
by anonymous / 12/17/2013 at 12:02am / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by confsused / 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by failedfather / 12/16/2013 at 11:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Aggie_De / 12/14/2013 at 7:00am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by goingtothegym / 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BabeWithBrains / 12/08/2013 at 2:01pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/08/2013 at 11:49am / United States (California) / Love
by blah! / 12/08/2013 at 8:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for… Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife… Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone,…