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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13332
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/19/2016 at 11:53am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 12:06am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 9:22am<b>Mons</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 3:12pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 1:17pm<b>Tori1991</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 12:51pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 9:28am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 4:44pm<b>damwoods</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:51pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 11:56pm<b>Sliver1991</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 8:52am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:21pm<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 9:32pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 8:47pm<b>mirandaelcraig</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:53pm<b>knicolet</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:22pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:53pm

Fucked!<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 4:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:36pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:16pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:53pm<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:43pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:12am<b>Joshoa123</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:12am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:04am<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:29am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:58am<b>ibmike22</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>talal7860</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:00pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fml_ydi79</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:28pm<b>lightbeam584</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:39pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:11pm

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alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

by Anonomous / 12/28/2013 at 7:31pm / United States (Vermont) / Animals

Today, a DJ friend of mine offered me a part in one of his tracks. I was flattered, and accepted. All I ended up singing was, "I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch" over and over again in the background. FML

by Cacahuete / 12/28/2013 at 9:46am / Miscellaneous

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2013 at 12:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

by -__- / 12/27/2013 at 4:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML

by Anonymous / 12/27/2013 at 3:18pm / Jamaica (Saint Andrew) / Intimacy

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

by anon / 12/27/2013 at 2:28am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

by NNTA / 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm / Netherlands (Limburg) / Intimacy

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

by Anonymous / 12/26/2013 at 11:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, nothing said Christmas quite like my dad taking 18 shots of vodka, falling on the Christmas tree while holding our 3-year-old cousin and denying it ever happened when he woke up later. FML

by thanks_world / 12/26/2013 at 1:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to find that a large cock and balls had been keyed into the windscreen of my car. My new, two-week-old car, which I will be paying off for the next four years. FML

by Sophies / 12/25/2013 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Bristol, City of) / Money

Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML

by Anonymous / 12/25/2013 at 12:58pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous