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alexmac222

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alexmac222

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10413
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

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Visits<b>mirandaelcraig</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:53pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:16am<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:38pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 3:43am<b>knicolet</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:22pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:53pm<b>sullman03</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 7:23am<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 2:42am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:33am<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 7:43am<b>hare</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 2:48am<b>lm27</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:59pm<b>pancakebob15</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:39pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:05pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:14am<b>nwdt3621</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 6:49pm<b>matthewyear32</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 7:15pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 2:28am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:16pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:53pm<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:43pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:12am<b>Joshoa123</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:12am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:04am<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:29am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:58am<b>ibmike22</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>talal7860</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:00pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fml_ydi79</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:28pm<b>lightbeam584</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:39pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 12:41am<b>Cooldude6158</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 7:31am

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alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML

#21014860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54726) - you deserved it (4497)

On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

#21014374
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45574) - you deserved it (4864)

On 01/02/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

#21014175
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46562) - you deserved it (4600)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51342) - you deserved it (8060)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

#21012735
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50631) - you deserved it (10196)

On 01/01/2014 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Snufflopagus (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time my ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. FML

#21012409
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52388) - you deserved it (12498)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

#21011655
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39930) - you deserved it (22375)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

#21011588
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41501) - you deserved it (4049)

On 12/31/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

#21011563
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43135) - you deserved it (3642)

On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

#21011242
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45574) - you deserved it (6586)

On 12/31/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue. After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her why she did it. "I wanted to get Blake to notice me," she said. Blake is our neighbor's convict son. FML

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

#21010276
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43999) - you deserved it (4204)

On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

#21010264
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48476) - you deserved it (25751)

On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

#21009861
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35770) - you deserved it (6456)

On 12/29/2013 at 10:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

#21009159
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54259) - you deserved it (27910)

On 12/29/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by Jizzyface (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)



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