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alexmac222
  • Town/Country : Phoenix, Arizona, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1117
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

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Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML

#841
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I agree, your life sucks (26318) - you deserved it (2437)

On 01/02/2009 at 1:06pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

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On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20881) - you deserved it (2475)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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