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alexmac222

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alexmac222

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10416
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

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alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50545) - you deserved it (15741)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

#9160
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37713) - you deserved it (5473)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:05am - health - by makinascene (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

#8687
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38757) - you deserved it (15068)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML

#8629
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32853) - you deserved it (6888)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

#7876
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18875) - you deserved it (34815)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:44am - health - by Harejordan (man) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML

#5857
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10276) - you deserved it (49759)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

#5060
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22065) - you deserved it (6845)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

#4243
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30759) - you deserved it (2441)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33919) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8938) - you deserved it (44493)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25095) - you deserved it (6222)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7313) - you deserved it (35172)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

#3193
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29341) - you deserved it (6374)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)



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