About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)
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by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by makinascene / 02/05/2009 at 5:05am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML
by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Harejordan / 02/04/2009 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML
by rexob / 02/04/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by bluntedone / 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Money
Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML
by Noname / 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm / United States (Nebraska) / Animals
by toosmall / 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
by jf29 / 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
by amg85904 / 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by kittydead / 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by j4y / 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…