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alexmac222

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alexmac222

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8810
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

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Visits<b>beeferjay</b> - 23 hours ago<b>lil_jimmy</b> - yesterday at 12:04am<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:29pm<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:44pm<b>bettyboop428</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 10:40pm<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:11am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:56pm<b>ibmike22</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 8:02pm<b>homiwan</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 2:40am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:35am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 4:35am<b>GoingSol</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 8:07pm<b>xman98</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:53pm<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 2:38am<b>je83185</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:42am<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:56pm<b>talal7860</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:00pm<b>sethstrollo</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:17am

Fucked!<b>beeferjay</b> - 17 hours ago<b>lil_jimmy</b> - 19 hours ago<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:29am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:58am<b>ibmike22</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>talal7860</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:00pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fml_ydi79</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:28pm<b>lightbeam584</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:39pm<b>greaterdane</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 8:21am<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 12:41am<b>Cooldude6158</b> - the 12/03/2014 at 7:31am<b>thatoneguy12304</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 5:09am<b>PrinceOfBritain</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 4:43am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 5:33am<b>je83185</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 8:15am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

#21039368
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45580) - you deserved it (6960)

On 01/25/2014 at 10:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML

#21039277
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51802) - you deserved it (5867)

On 01/25/2014 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran into my apartment and let one rip, since I'd been holding it the whole elevator ride up. My parents had let themselves in while I was out, and laughed at me for a good 20 minutes. 5ML

#21038740
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37527) - you deserved it (6122)

On 01/24/2014 at 8:34pm - misc - by DJ (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML

#21038584
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39340) - you deserved it (21276)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

#21038562
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43208) - you deserved it (8488)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

Today, my mum decided that having the flu and being too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom is a valid excuse to shit in a jug instead. 5ML

#21038402
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40251) - you deserved it (3202)

On 01/24/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Lothian)

Today, after a big argument, my girlfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said "I can go the rest of my life without sex, you know." 5ML

#21038360
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49263) - you deserved it (12531)

On 01/24/2014 at 3:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML

#21038079
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43710) - you deserved it (4880)

On 01/24/2014 at 10:11am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." 5ML

#21038006
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41455) - you deserved it (3766)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." 5ML

#21037822
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43282) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/24/2014 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML

#21032966
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39532) - you deserved it (9366)

On 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML

#21032010
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39122) - you deserved it (4336)

On 01/18/2014 at 6:09pm - misc - by cjgreer70 - United States (Oregon)

Today, after arriving home from work I found that my dog took a dump down the air conditioning vents on the floor. Now the whole house smells so good. FML

Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

#21031414
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51464) - you deserved it (9647)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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