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alexmac222

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1989 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11040
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexmac222 : My name is Alex and I'm from Phoenix, Arizona. I'm an avid FMyLife reader. :)

alexmac222's page activity

Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:24pm<b>Damned_Architect</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 4:44pm<b>damwoods</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 6:51pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 11:56pm<b>Sliver1991</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 8:52am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 4:21pm<b>weveallbeenthere</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 9:32pm<b>Noelletakumi</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 8:47pm<b>mirandaelcraig</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:53pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 11:16am<b>knicolet</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 8:22pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 2:53pm<b>sullman03</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 7:23am<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 2:42am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 5:33am<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 7:43am<b>hare</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 2:48am<b>lm27</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 10:59pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 8:36pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 5:16pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 8:53pm<b>sparkus</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 1:43pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 5:12am<b>Joshoa123</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:12am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:04am<b>damwoods</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:29am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:58am<b>ibmike22</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:02am<b>talal7860</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:00pm<b>scott421</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:12pm<b>fml_ydi79</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 3:28pm<b>lightbeam584</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:39pm<b>swmmrrnr</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 2:11pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 12:41am

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alexmac222's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

by O_o / 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

by vey / 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm / China (Beijing) / Miscellaneous

Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML

by zippersaremoreimportantthansentiments / 02/01/2014 at 3:11am / United States (Alabama) / Love

Today, my evening was shot to hell when I found my pregnant wife on the floor, sobbing because we'd run out of cheese sticks. FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML

by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 11:36am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 7:34am / United States / Kids

Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew what it felt like to have spiders crawl out of my vagina. FML

by riiiight / 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML

by Anonymous / 01/28/2014 at 4:57pm / Bahrain (Al Manamah) / Kids

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my wedding photos back. The only decent picture of my husband and me together also featured a fat guy in a crop top behind us. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

by sabz21 / 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm / United States (Connecticut) / Work

Today, while driving home, my 3-year-old daughter told me she had to poop. I told her that she would have to wait until we got home. When we got home, she pulled down her pants and shat on the floor, because, "I'm home now." FML

by mom / 01/25/2014 at 11:29pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my father that when my friends sleep over, it's not acceptable to sneak into my room in the middle of the night and dig through their stuff. FML

by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 3:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money