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  • Number of visits : 1623
  • Number of comments : 50
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alexm501's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34712) - you deserved it (4330)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML

#15392529
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32383) - you deserved it (9410)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

#15324992
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33979) - you deserved it (4320)

On 03/15/2011 at 6:35pm - misc - by blk8764 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11335) - you deserved it (36680)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37700) - you deserved it (6409)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36530) - you deserved it (6530)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36659) - you deserved it (3310)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

#15207309
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40610) - you deserved it (3313)

On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

#15052365
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7241) - you deserved it (96242)

On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

#14596121
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44514) - you deserved it (2857)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:07am - misc - by paperbox (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a snowball fight with a friend. In the midst of the game, I stole her hat and put it on my head, ignoring her pleas. Apparently, she was trying to say she had head lice. I can now verify that. FML

#14397840
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8544) - you deserved it (37418)

On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - health - by infected - Denmark

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39681) - you deserved it (9451)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40428) - you deserved it (5368)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

#13853853
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/15/2010 at 3:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22505) - you deserved it (4430)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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