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Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35114) - you deserved it (6304)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10990) - you deserved it (27050)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20991) - you deserved it (7385)

On 12/03/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by pam - Sent from mobile version

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