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alexloveyou
  • Town/Country : not telling :), USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1374
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alexloveyou : Well my name is Alex
I am 16
Love talking to people so message me :)
From the UK live in the US for 3 Years now
I play football, lax, and American football
I Love Tim Tebow, he is awesome
Message meeeee :D

OFWGKTADGAFLLBBLSBFBN
if you understand that you are amazing :D

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Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML

#18301043
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17522) - you deserved it (4520)

On 11/20/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by jazzybell - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32917) - you deserved it (2807)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

#18235563
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21625) - you deserved it (5396)

On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35210) - you deserved it (5504)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36297) - you deserved it (2825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
169 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML

#18224310
128 comments

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML

#18216815
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25057) - you deserved it (4939)

On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada

Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10673) - you deserved it (38558)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML

#18058320
168 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML

#18058320
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25094) - you deserved it (3393)

On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML

#18057412
64 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML

#18055748
121 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39433) - you deserved it (18407)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada



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