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About alexloveyou : Well my name is Alex
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Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by jazzybell - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States
Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML
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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
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Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML
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On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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On 11/11/2011 at 6:50am - health - by apparentfatty (woman) - Canada
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
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On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States
Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 7:58pm - misc - by TitMunch - United States (Maryland)
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 4:35pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada
Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML
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On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)
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