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alexissblakee

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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 November 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1416
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Visits<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 10:11pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 7:59am<b>jamesc096</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 11:05am<b>gerrittd</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:37pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 3:20pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 10:09am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 10:20am<b>FuckMyLyfer</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 11:00pm<b>jbuckets_404</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 9:38pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:47pm<b>tmac815</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 9:29am<b>Jacobthewoodsman</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 8:16pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 11:54am<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 8:17am<b>raz416</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 12:41pm<b>ovokay</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 2:20pm<b>Ultigmr</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 1:47pm<b>GAFF</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:06pm

Fucked!<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 2:01am<b>gerrittd</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:37am<b>tweak2011</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 4:20pm<b>FuKcMee</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 1:40pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 09/28/2015 at 11:00am<b>Camo23</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 3:07pm<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 7:58am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 4:38am<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 4:35pm<b>mellem16</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:20am<b>zjay</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:07am<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:34am<b>jaybird2</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:30pm<b>welchie155</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:07pm<b>elohnah</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:03pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 3:04am<b>noelperez1791</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:46am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:36am

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alexissblakee's favorite FMLs

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

by rejected / 04/23/2009 at 12:20am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

by oops / 04/05/2009 at 1:20am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

by cannabis_this420 / 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm / United States (Michigan) / Health

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

by asdfghjkl_12 / 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

by scotto / 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love