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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 November 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36896) - you deserved it (8453)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24014) - you deserved it (74427)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19882) - you deserved it (73640)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22802) - you deserved it (93600)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by cannabis_this420 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70081) - you deserved it (3000)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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