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alexissblakee

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alexissblakee

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  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 November 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1158
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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alexissblakee's favorite FMLs

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

#3427303
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40249) - you deserved it (8941)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:10pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML

#1244870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25990) - you deserved it (77372)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

#811533
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21967) - you deserved it (78058)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. So, I was a smart ass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML

#398759
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25744) - you deserved it (98692)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by cannabis_this420 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

#129411
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56835) - you deserved it (6417)

On 02/24/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by asdfghjkl_12 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

#107589
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74167) - you deserved it (3298)

On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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