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Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

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On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)



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