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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 February 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 702
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alexishbu : i specialize in bad jokes (((-;

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Today, I saw a dime on the ground. When I bent down to pick it up, my $80 dollar pants ripped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32784) - you deserved it (60832)

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