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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1116
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spending so much time on my neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She failed. FML

by tLee / 07/19/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

by fmylife7721 / 07/03/2011 at 1:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

by fthislyfe / 07/02/2011 at 10:06am / United States (Wyoming) / Love

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

by Fresca11 / 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

by Qwerty / 06/28/2011 at 12:10pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

by adopteddd / 06/28/2011 at 10:30am / United Kingdom (Devon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML

by smoothmove / 06/26/2011 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I walked around for hours with a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my school year book awarded "cutest couple" to my boyfriend and I. We broke up yesterday. FML

by yearbook369 / 06/25/2011 at 12:31am / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML

by run4fun / 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm / United States (Vermont) / Health

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love