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alexis1997
  • Town/Country : san Mateo, california
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4060
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About alexis1997 : I love my dog. im not going 2 lie, had sex about milions timez whith almost every girl in my town. got a big sister and brother and a littel 13 year old sister. Im an adrenaline junkie when it comes 2 sports and gamez, Also in bed. I got x box live my game tage is geco17 and im a mlg. I love Chuck Norris not in a Gay way
My brother just came back from the army. I work out in 24 hour fitnees 24/7.

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Today, holding my newborn baby and yearning for some affection from my mother, I asked my mom what the best day of her life was, hoping she would say the day I was born. Her answer? "The day you moved out." She was serious. FML

#7467882
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (5642)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:41am - kids - by ilovemom (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

#7456887
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4546) - you deserved it (26909)

On 01/20/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by Shoeless (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

#7454643
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27634) - you deserved it (3801)

On 01/20/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML

#7453526
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18323) - you deserved it (3262)

On 01/20/2010 at 8:47am - misc - by hatesmellyfeet (man) - United States (California)

Today, my older brother and I were teasing our mom about her age. When we jokingly told her it was hard for us to watch our parents get old, she responded by saying "yeah, well, it's hard for me to watch my kids grow up and not have anyone who wants to marry them". FML

#7451300
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6143) - you deserved it (37679)

On 01/20/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found a piece of rice in my belly button. I can't remember the last time I ate or handled rice. FML

#7450166
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6517) - you deserved it (29539)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by kerry (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4410) - you deserved it (71550)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

#7433356
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20419) - you deserved it (2319)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

#7430497
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (5583)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:08am - health - by Fatlady43 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in one of two hot tubs with my dad at a vacation resort, when 3 good looking guys walked into the pool area. My dad moved to the other hot tub so the guys could hang out in the one I was in. They came outside, passed my hot tub, and went into the one my dad just moved into. FML

#7426309
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26907) - you deserved it (3945)

On 01/18/2010 at 9:06pm - love - by pictureperfect678 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML

#7424503
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24874) - you deserved it (6375)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:41pm - work - by SadMan (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

#7420150
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7269) - you deserved it (37600)

On 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm - misc - by burnedboy (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

#7405426
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8567) - you deserved it (31451)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:57pm - love - by IceMage (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

#7400225
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14179) - you deserved it (24905)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by Jac (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized that the only boy that shows up at my door is the pizza boy. FML

#7399621
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21773) - you deserved it (6399)

On 01/17/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by mapleleafs34 (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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