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alexis1997

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5813
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About alexis1997 : I love my dog. im not going 2 lie, had sex about milions timez whith almost every girl in my town. got a big sister and brother and a littel 13 year old sister. Im an adrenaline junkie when it comes 2 sports and gamez, Also in bed. I got x box live my game tage is geco17 and im a mlg. I love Chuck Norris not in a Gay way
My brother just came back from the army. I work out in 24 hour fitnees 24/7.

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alexis1997's favorite FMLs

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
558 comments

I agree, your life sucks (527549) - you deserved it (35400)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (345819) - you deserved it (29882)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1019 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74382) - you deserved it (768376)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1214294) - you deserved it (127473)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
788 comments

I agree, your life sucks (814937) - you deserved it (89192)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

#62239
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41801) - you deserved it (2840)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:23pm - misc - by morg2000 - Mexico

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244522) - you deserved it (82521)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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