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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5367
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About alexis1997 : I love my dog. im not going 2 lie, had sex about milions timez whith almost every girl in my town. got a big sister and brother and a littel 13 year old sister. Im an adrenaline junkie when it comes 2 sports and gamez, Also in bed. I got x box live my game tage is geco17 and im a mlg. I love Chuck Norris not in a Gay way
My brother just came back from the army. I work out in 24 hour fitnees 24/7.

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Today... my boyfriand calld ma into tha bathroom aftar ha had baan in thara awhila. I found him with his pants down... looking at a pimpla on his butt in tha mrror. Ha askd ma fir "halp". FML

#14254950
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25765) - you deserved it (3985)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out girlfriend of four yeres is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

#14254809
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41733) - you deserved it (3482)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I startd giving mah boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a wierdd-out look, removd mah hand, calld me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him 4 the rest of the day. real FML

#14251219
89 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, I SAW SAW IV WITH MAH BOYFRIEND. HE HELD ME CLOSE AND SAID, "I'LL PROTECT YOU." A FEW SECONDS LATER, HE JUMPD UP SO VIOLENTLY, HE GAVE ME A BLOODY NOSE, AND RAN SCREAMING OUT OF THE ROOM. FML

#14248345
118 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 2:14pm - love - by asdfghjkl (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, another man proposed to mah girlfriend. She said yes. FML

#14246751
108 comments

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On 12/18/2010 at 11:13am - love - by timor (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
135 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today , I calld mah parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online cuz I'm out of money. I haven't livd with them 4 the past year , and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML

#14115164
91 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 12:47am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

#14109694
100 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:50pm - animals - by Addicted2FML303 (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today , I found mah iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting mah cloths out of the washer. FML

#14108522
83 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 3:31pm - misc - by Kris - United States

Today , I was eating dinner with a friendhen a really hot guy cummed up and introduced himself!! He told us he was vegetarian , and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too!! I was eating a steak!! FML

#14090266
140 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20706) - you deserved it (59882)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was jogging.. . and I saw a little boy walking . Crying and all alone . Tinking tat e was probably lost.. . I askd to im wit sweetest voice: 'Hi tere.. . did you loose somebody?' He screamd terrifid and ran away . Tis is te second time tis as append to me . FML

#13749497
73 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Yesterday , a hummingbird somehow got into mah house . I spent two an a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it . I run outside to release it from mah hands , an it flew back into mah house . FML

#13614201
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (5739)

On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my grlfriend. FML

Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he was being fir halloween. He said ( Single ). FML

#13610925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44687) - you deserved it (4708)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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