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About alexis1997 : I love my dog. im not going 2 lie, had sex about milions timez whith almost every girl in my town. got a big sister and brother and a littel 13 year old sister. Im an adrenaline junkie when it comes 2 sports and gamez, Also in bed. I got x box live my game tage is geco17 and im a mlg. I love Chuck Norris not in a Gay way
My brother just came back from the army. I work out in 24 hour fitnees 24/7.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, trying to be romantic, I startd giving mah boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a wierdd-out look, removd mah hand, calld me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him 4 the rest of the day. real FML
Today , I calld mah parents from out of state to see if they would order me a pizza using their credit card online cuz I'm out of money. I haven't livd with them 4 the past year , and they still claim me as a dependent on their taxes. They said no. FML
Today , I was eating dinner with a friendhen a really hot guy cummed up and introduced himself!! He told us he was vegetarian , and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too!! I was eating a steak!! FML
today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML
Today.. . I was jogging.. . and I saw a little boy walking . Crying and all alone . Tinking tat e was probably lost.. . I askd to im wit sweetest voice: 'Hi tere.. . did you loose somebody?' He screamd terrifid and ran away . Tis is te second time tis as append to me . FML
Yesterday , a hummingbird somehow got into mah house . I spent two an a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it . I run outside to release it from mah hands , an it flew back into mah house . FML
Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my grlfriend. FML
Friday 27 March 2015