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alexis1997
  • Town/Country : san Mateo, california
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 4049
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About alexis1997 : I love my dog. im not going 2 lie, had sex about milions timez whith almost every girl in my town. got a big sister and brother and a littel 13 year old sister. Im an adrenaline junkie when it comes 2 sports and gamez, Also in bed. I got x box live my game tage is geco17 and im a mlg. I love Chuck Norris not in a Gay way
My brother just came back from the army. I work out in 24 hour fitnees 24/7.

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Today, I was in a very crowded train coming home from work. I saw a cute guy sitting across from me. As I lifted my one leg to hook it over my other leg, I let out a loud fart. All I could do was sit there and wait for my stop. FML

#14368305
86 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

#14366968
59 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 5:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

#14364693
50 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML

#14356876
118 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:52pm - love - by ohmy. - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

#14342949
206 comments

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On 12/26/2010 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

#14329658
54 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 12:29am - love - by desigymrat - France

Today, I was straightening my hair for my Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straighter down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

#14328743
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On 12/24/2010 at 11:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

#14312521
85 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by wench (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

#14310097
167 comments

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On 12/23/2010 at 11:13am - misc - by unfortunategeek - United Kingdom

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

#14298065
162 comments

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On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

#14291054
117 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after an argument with a coworker, I sent him "Sorry about being such a jerk" in a reply to a mass email he had sent. I accidentally hit 'Reply All'. I now have 32 "It's okay" messages in my inbox. FML

#14274889
53 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 5:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML

#14260456
93 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 1:51pm - love - by married and hates - United States

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

#14257367
114 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, my parents finally invited my boyfriend over for dinner. Everything was going great until my mother asked him his profession. He stuffed his mouth full of lasagna, snorted, and then responded, "I clean shit for a living." FML

#14256786
68 comments

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On 12/19/2010 at 2:46am - love - by lovecrisis247 - United States (Texas)



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