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alexdiazthatsme
  • Town/Country : Manchester, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 April 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 139
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

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On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

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On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my dad told me that after my two older siblings were born, he got a vasectomy. However, something went wrong, and the vasectomy had failed, resulting in me. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 9:14am - kids - by LuckySperm (man) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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