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Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40259) - you deserved it (9027)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38468) - you deserved it (5157)

On 08/02/2009 at 4:39am - misc - by epicfail (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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