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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 February 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11578
  • Number of comments : 585
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About alexandraa : I bleed Crimson! *RTR!!* I'm an adrenaline junkie at heart and dont like being given boundries. I like people who can be sarcastic and laugh about tense situations. I can't text and carry on a conversation at the same time, most of the time I drive with my knee and I have a hard time assuming someone isnt being honest with me. I've had the opportunity to travel a lot with my family and they're pretty much all I could ever ask for in this world. I believe I truly am lucky. Life is good.


"People believe that if you love someone hard enough things will work out.. well, people are wrong.." -One Tree Hill

"The person left smiling when things go wrong has just thought of someone to blame it on."

"..and I'm not the same I used to be. I'm tough as hell and hard to please." -Brantley Gilbert

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40337) - you deserved it (8394)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

#8837524
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20564) - you deserved it (11299)

On 03/05/2010 at 12:17am - animals - by Catois (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24476) - you deserved it (6698)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

#7637016
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8066) - you deserved it (37177)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

#7458972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (28024)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

#7295909
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10296) - you deserved it (36703)

On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

#7154032
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30172) - you deserved it (8371)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

#7048794
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23133) - you deserved it (3586)

On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my 25 year old brother ran into my room very excited at 8am. "Wake up! We got a new puppy!" he told me. I was so excited so I jumped out of my warm bed. When I asked him if he was serious he said "No, but we have to go to church, so get dressed." FML

#6937151
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27495) - you deserved it (8460)

On 12/25/2009 at 10:30am - misc - by MessyMal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (3572)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML

#6805799
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12349) - you deserved it (22465)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Tib (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16905) - you deserved it (27470)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (6042)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my neighbor took out a restraining order against me. She told the cops that for the last week, I've been standing in my yard looking at her though her bedroom window. It's my blow up Santa in the yard, not me. FML

#6637794
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30828) - you deserved it (2384)

On 12/06/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

#6596856
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19830) - you deserved it (5993)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)



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