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alexandra412
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, Nevada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 567
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexandra412 : Hello FML world! I'm a sweetheart so don't be afraid to talk to me. :)

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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was getting dirty looks on the train whilst air strumming the guitar to a song on my iPod, after glancing at the reflection in the window I realized it looked like I was masturbating. FML

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On 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by anonymouse - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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339 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

#15165919
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On 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by Anon. (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

#15114672
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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

Today, I found out that to save on expenses, my wife booked a very small hotel room for ourselves and the kids while we visit Disney World. I've been officially cockblocked by Mickey Mouse. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Disney - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)



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