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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19059) - you deserved it (8211)

On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my main source of income is finding money on the ground. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 1:12am - work - by CASH_NoMOMEY - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML


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On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML


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On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML


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On 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by fuckered519 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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