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alex_the_tiger

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alex_the_tiger

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alex_the_tiger : Nothing to see here that concerns you.

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Visits<b>LoneWolf2879</b> - yesterday at 9:37am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:42pm<b>H3LL_K1D</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:58pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 9:16pm<b>Mrcherryberry</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 11:23am<b>LittlePengy</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 2:54am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:33am<b>bigpaynetrain</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 11:07pm<b>orios105</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 10:59pm<b>Infamous278</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 8:05pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 6:36pm<b>Xealkry</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 8:00pm<b>ronenlior</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 8:31pm<b>debuono420</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 5:22pm<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 10:06am<b>silentseries</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 1:37am<b>TheSalty</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 8:44pm<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 6:12pm

Fucked!<b>orios105</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:59am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 12:36am<b>ronenlior</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 1:31am<b>dying_to_know</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 3:06pm<b>mfizzlemynizzle</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:38am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 2:16am<b>Dominus101</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 9:38pm<b>Xealkry</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 8:40pm<b>AQueenOfDeath</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 4:38am<b>hammy_16</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 6:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:35pm<b>royr7395</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:12pm<b>SuperDani</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 5:50pm

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alex_the_tiger's favorite FMLs

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18451) - you deserved it (4296)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 17 year old told me he wanted to pursue a career in art. Knowing he's extremely talented at drawing, I congratulated him and told him to pursue that dream. A few hours later I learn that he's been arrested for spray painting graffiti dicks all over a school wall. Well, he's famous now. FML

#21517961
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/21/2016 at 9:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I felt kind of horny for once, so I texted my boyfriend to let him know he'd be getting some action later. He replied "I'm gonna fucken murder ur pussy when I get back!! :D" And just like that my sex drive once again crashed through the floor. FML

#21515791
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (3623)

On 01/16/2016 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

#21512914
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23580) - you deserved it (2096)

On 01/08/2016 at 4:48pm - love - by fuglymug (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my grandfather showed up at my house in a panic. He rushed over, with a gun, because I wasn't answering his texts and he thought something had happened to me. I was asleep. FML

#21511770
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20769) - you deserved it (1991)

On 01/05/2016 at 12:44pm - misc - by notanightowlanymore (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

#21509753
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (1532)

On 12/31/2015 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML

#21501013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (27443)

On 12/07/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by accidentalnorman -

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

#21495343
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24111) - you deserved it (3283)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:34pm - money - by gas money - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out my coworker was arrested for beating the crap out of his wife. I gave him a serious pep talk yesterday where I told him to stop taking her shit and start standing up for himself. FML

#21494871
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24280) - you deserved it (4811)

On 11/20/2015 at 2:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML

#21493785
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27745) - you deserved it (8729)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

#21492366
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23761) - you deserved it (1892)

On 11/14/2015 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

#21491897
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22123) - you deserved it (2070)

On 11/12/2015 at 10:57pm - love - by doggylove - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my boyfriend called me at work and said, "I hate to do this over the phone..." I burst into tears, thinking he was going to break up with me. Turns out he only ate my last doughnut. Now my co-workers think I'm a weirdo. FML

#21491655
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22885) - you deserved it (4323)

On 11/12/2015 at 11:24am - love - by Porche - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML

#21490307
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22403) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML



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