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alex_622
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2284
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alex_622 : •Not all about that bass (sorry not sorry)
•I'm a very happy orca, but I'm a shy mermaid
•Baseball is where it's at
•Sarcasm at its finest
•If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd survive. Thanks to TWD and FTWD
•"You know nothing Jon Snow"
•I'm also pretty down to Earth, so if you're bored and wanna chat, you know where to find me

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Visits<b>Levi32</b> - yesterday at 12:15pm<b>kolom</b> - yesterday at 5:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:43pm<b>ToxicLover29</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 6:26pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:17am<b>AscendV</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:30pm<b>skygage</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:13pm<b>CalvinZ31</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 10:14pm<b>brandonwong</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:41pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 12:38am<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:53pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 1:42am<b>lesnotbehonest</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 9:17pm<b>LuxTheSarcastic</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 11:55pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:39pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 2:39pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 7:53am<b>taylorzgoines</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 3:09pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 5:14am<b>Levi32</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 12:37am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:22am<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 7:42am<b>lesnotbehonest</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 3:17am<b>kolom</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 11:40pm<b>pete9913</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 6:29am<b>AscendV</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:23am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 2:12am<b>allegedcygnet</b> - the 10/13/2015 at 2:22am<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 2:48pm<b>iFevered</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 1:11am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 7:59am<b>apineapple</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 5:48am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 6:37pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 8:53pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 2:39pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 4:37am

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alex_622's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

#21509335
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (4804)

On 12/30/2015 at 10:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy came to install a modem in my apartment. He needed to get to the jack behind my TV stand, so I helped him move it. Once the stand was moved, I saw a used condom that was hidden underneath. My cat must have pulled it out of my garbage weeks ago. There's no way the guy didn't see it. FML

#21509247
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (3319)

On 12/30/2015 at 12:55am - intimacy - by wardsl195 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

#21504013
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (2357)

On 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

#21502739
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (2303)

On 12/11/2015 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, a girl I'd been talking to all night actually wanted to come home with me. Stopped to buy condoms. Got home, clothes came off, took out a condom. "Sorry, I'm allergic to latex". She left in a cab. I'm a 27-year old virgin for another night and now have a box of condoms to remind me. FML

#21497787
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/28/2015 at 9:32am - intimacy - by ohgodwhyfml (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I learned not to take sex tips from virgins seriously. "Have sex in the shower", they said. "It'll be fun", they said. Well they didn't take slippage into account. One busted nose and concussion later, I'm not seeing the "fun" part at all. FML

#21497666
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19705) - you deserved it (6843)

On 11/27/2015 at 11:21pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my anxiety cockblocked me. I was in the middle of a wank, about to come, when I suddenly freaked out and had to stop and check to make sure I didn't have any homework due tomorrow. FML

#21496144
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (4151)

On 11/24/2015 at 1:34am - intimacy - by helpme (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

#21495924
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (4149)

On 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hiitisbrooke - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML

#21483617
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (5737) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML

#21483477
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25008) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:41pm - misc - by haunted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

#21482519
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (3447)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when I actually had one, no one could tell. FML

#21482505
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (4395)

On 10/21/2015 at 7:18am - intimacy - by neilmalik - United States (California)

Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML

#21473956
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10723) - you deserved it (32015)

On 09/28/2015 at 10:01pm - money - by GabyLeann - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML

#21472201
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28614) - you deserved it (5571)

On 09/24/2015 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

#21452087
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25416) - you deserved it (1978)

On 08/05/2015 at 2:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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