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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1646
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alex_622 : •Before you ask, I didn't draw those pictures (thanks Google). They are tattoos I'm looking to get hopefully in the near future
•Baseball is where it's at
•Fair warning: I'm super sarcastic :p
•If there was a zombie apocalypse, I'd survive. Learned enough from The Walking Dead (;
•I'm also pretty down to Earth, so if you're bored and wanna chat, you know where to find me

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alex_622's favorite FMLs

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24721) - you deserved it (3777)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27437) - you deserved it (4621)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to imagine myself savagely beating my cat to death, just to stop myself from getting a boner while a girl laid her head in my lap. FML

#21446710
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26850) - you deserved it (4643)

On 07/24/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by strangely - United States (California)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22380) - you deserved it (9054)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

#21439858
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28935) - you deserved it (16261)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

#21435204
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24127) - you deserved it (3771)

On 07/02/2015 at 1:53am - intimacy - by mirandale (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to take my daughter to the ER. Her brother had bet she couldn't go the whole day without talking. So to win the bet, she tried to super-glue her lips together so she couldn't accidentally say anything. FML

Today, I finally slept with the man of my dreams. After he left for work, I found a six-inch skid mark smack dab in the middle of my sheets. Apparently, the man of my dreams doesn't believe in toilet paper. FML

#21422896
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25748) - you deserved it (2622)

On 06/08/2015 at 3:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

#21418362
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (11547)

On 05/31/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32712) - you deserved it (5150)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

#21402837
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23697) - you deserved it (10441)

On 05/01/2015 at 10:24am - love - by Forever alone - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was supposed to light candles at my aunt's wedding. I accidentally lit the groom on fire. FML

#21402824
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29909) - you deserved it (5558)

On 05/01/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by why? - United States

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33879) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

#21394468
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32416) - you deserved it (4931)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

#21392355
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29741) - you deserved it (6286)

On 04/12/2015 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by left, I guess (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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