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alex1027livi
  • Town/Country : portland, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 154
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About alex1027livi : Uhhh I'm bored a lot so I read fml's a a lot!!

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Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17283) - you deserved it (32651)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy came and sat next to me. Next thing I know, he farts loudly, then proudly looks my way. I stared back in shock. He says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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394 comments

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On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)



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