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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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aleks945's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from a prominent orchestra asking me to play with them. They were especially interested because I'm still in high school. I called to accept only to find out that my mother had already declined the offer for me because I "only" have a 3.7. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41872) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/21/2009 at 9:50pm - work - by bass (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67337) - you deserved it (19888)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25187) - you deserved it (61499)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)



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