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alejazz95
  • Town/Country : chicago, illinois
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1226
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About alejazz95 : Ello puppet :)
The name is alex,
i'm the type of girl who'd be playin my 360 instead of shoppin. i play piano, i can draw, i listen to all kinds of music (but mostly mexican music), and i watch wrestling. i'm not into the whole "lovy dovy" crap because it's annoying. i don't act like a girl but i still dress like one. enough said, bye love :)

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Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (152536) - you deserved it (44632)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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