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aledovalerie
  • Town/Country : Benbrook, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1993 (21 years)
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Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (4480)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60801) - you deserved it (3349)

On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:22am - kids - by BeatenUpPup (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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