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About aleahlioness : I enjoy irony and smiles.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.
Today, I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony with all of our family and friends. Too bad it ended with us leaving the reception before dancing even started, since my groom couldn't stop bawling his eyes out from all the stress. real FML
TODAY AS A RESTAURANT MANAGER I HAD A LARGE PARTY OF DIFFICULT GUESTS. THEY SAT IN THEIR PRIVATE ROOM THEY'D RESERVED 4 THREE-AND-A-HALF HOURS THEN CAUSED A HUGE SCENEHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY. ONE GUY EVEN RAN AT ME LIKE HE WAS GOING TO HIT ME. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML
2day dad eard tat te guy wo bullied me at scool died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, e tinks we were actually best friends, and tinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of te ouse except to go to scool. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. big fat FML
Today... mah roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door an lying motionless in a bathtub full of water an red coloring. When I went... horrified... to take a closer look... he lunged at me an screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
Friday 27 March 2015