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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1999 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1116
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About aleahlioness : I enjoy irony and smiles.

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aleahlioness's favorite FMLs

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 and just very short. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (2539)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

Today, I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony with all of our family and friends. Too bad it ended with us leaving the reception before dancing even started, since my groom couldn't stop bawling his eyes out from all the stress. FML

Today, as a restaurant manager, I had a large party of difficult guests. They sat in their private room they'd reserved for three-and-a-half hours, then caused a huge scene when it was time to pay. One guy even ran at me like he was going to hit me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (2545)

On 10/12/2014 at 2:40am - work - by stressed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML


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On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML


I agree, your life sucks (60779) - you deserved it (3303)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML


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On 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by kay-z (man) - United States

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47811) - you deserved it (6907)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML


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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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