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aleahlioness

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aleahlioness

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 February 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 899
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About aleahlioness : I enjoy irony and smiles.

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Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out 4 bieng pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut an saying she hoped mah baby died so I could live a "normal life". I'm 26 an just very short.

#21341527
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (2221)

On 01/21/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

Today, I got married. It was a beautiful ceremony with all of our family and friends. Too bad it ended with us leaving the reception before dancing even started, since my groom couldn't stop bawling his eyes out from all the stress. real FML

TODAY AS A RESTAURANT MANAGER I HAD A LARGE PARTY OF DIFFICULT GUESTS. THEY SAT IN THEIR PRIVATE ROOM THEY'D RESERVED 4 THREE-AND-A-HALF HOURS THEN CAUSED A HUGE SCENEHEN IT WAS TIME TO PAY. ONE GUY EVEN RAN AT ME LIKE HE WAS GOING TO HIT ME. FML

#21276013
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32529) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/12/2014 at 2:40am - work - by stressed - United States (Georgia)

Today, I texted mah mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that mah parent had just gotten divorced. FML

#21206148
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45473) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML

#21189397
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56433) - you deserved it (3005)

On 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Alex - United States (Hawaii)

2day dad eard tat te guy wo bullied me at scool died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, e tinks we were actually best friends, and tinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of te ouse except to go to scool. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

#21183278
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46110) - you deserved it (3727)

On 06/21/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by kay-z (man) - United States

Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. big fat FML

#21183245
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44767) - you deserved it (6551)

On 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today... mah roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door an lying motionless in a bathtub full of water an red coloring. When I went... horrified... to take a closer look... he lunged at me an screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47071) - you deserved it (5601)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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