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aleahlioness
  • Town/Country : Alabama, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About aleahlioness : Passionate and compassionate. Punk/rock/alternative music. Fantasy novels. League of Legends; GameCube. Soccer and volleyball. Drawing. Nice conversations. :)

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Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42077) - you deserved it (5198)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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