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Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20748) - you deserved it (44968)

On 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm - misc - by LALALALA (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom was driving me somewhere. As we were driving she got mad at a motorcycle driver telling to "get the fuck off the road." In response, the driver decided to spit into my open window. His spit landed on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48879) - you deserved it (3716)

On 05/25/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by hahahah111 (man) - United States (California)

Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50314) - you deserved it (7953)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)



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