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alcalaboy5
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 477
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About alcalaboy5 : Just here to past time and meet new people.
Snapchat: alcala_05

Im mainly into drawing, tattoos and sports. Im a college student majoring in business and as well as arts.
I currently have two tattoos, my whole chest and half a sleeve on my right arm

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Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

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