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  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 May 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 4258
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, it's my birthday. I got a phone call from my high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me and do whatever he wants to me. He does this every year. I turn 34 today. FML

#17012107 (363)

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (1896)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (21799) - you deserved it (2904)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML

#16945006 (238)

I agree, your life sucks (34604) - you deserved it (3237)

On 07/02/2011 at 2:44am - intimacy - by beardedlady - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (21268) - you deserved it (12666)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716 (345)

I agree, your life sucks (11385) - you deserved it (2589)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

#16938704 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (18003) - you deserved it (8087)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm - money - by Username - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (26100) - you deserved it (3277)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my wife and I were watching TV. The lady in the show was beginning to talk about how to have a successful divorce. My wife looks at me and says, "Turn the volume up." FML

#16933111 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (13755) - you deserved it (1316)

On 07/01/2011 at 5:12am - love - by single (man) - China (Guangdong)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992 (252)

I agree, your life sucks (27370) - you deserved it (3304)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (20217)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

#16914015 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (26443) - you deserved it (3867)

On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (987)

I agree, your life sucks (48719) - you deserved it (274142)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)