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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1993 (20 years)
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About alaskaneel : fmylife is being blocked at my school. FML

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Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (60229)

On 04/04/2009 at 11:40pm - misc - by Nikki (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (188863) - you deserved it (27809)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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