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About alank7fan : I'm living back in Sarasota, FL, transplant from OH now! Loving it everyday, especially when the weather is like it is today in December, 80 degrees and Warm and Sunny!!
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Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Monday 1 September 2014