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About alaen23 : Immature, weird, and enjoys reading. I'm only 13 but still, this website has some crazy fuckers. Idk but man, life, ya know? I might entertain you with my antics or I might just scare you ^_^. I believe I'm lovable but, some birches disagree. Sooooo yeah if you're stalking me right now just go ahead and message me you weird bastard. Bye!
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Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
Friday 18 July 2014