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About alaen23 : I'm a crazy girl but I love everyone, PEWDIEPIE!! So yeah, I act like a country girl sometimes but academics are fun! Don't hate cause I'm a nerd. 'Swag' and 'yolo' are dumb, I will find you and shoot you If you say this. DOGS ARE F***ING AWESOME, the one on my profile is my dog snoopy ^_^.Ummm well god bless you if you sneezed and pardon me just have to go moderate some FML's now. Bye and hakuna matata!
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Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML
Today, my 13-year-old daughter and I went to a tropical themed restaurant. She wanted a strawberry Daiquiri, so I asked the waitress for a virgin strawberry Daiquiri. My daughter then said, "But dad, I'm not a virgin." FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014