Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

alaen23

Offline (the 12/23/2015 at 2:59am) | Search for a member

alaen23

11Fucked!

alaen23alaen23
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 July 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2534
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About alaen23 : Go away.

alaen23's page activity

Visits<b>Xhase</b> - 9 hours ago<b>cmchappy</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:42am<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 2:38pm<b>Robby2448</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:29am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:14am<b>joco4</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:04am<b>zacharyd650</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 7:44am<b>idkwyatt</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 10:04pm<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 5:00am<b>jonloran</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 3:34am<b>rjc490</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 11:58am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 1:45am<b>ukeandfoodislife</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 10:27pm<b>Mewling_Quim</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 1:16pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 1:19am<b>pureportedpear</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 2:51pm<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 10:17am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:35am

Fucked!<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 8:38pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:35pm<b>GAMERZxxHD</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:20pm<b>minecraftguy333</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 3:02am<b>deachawill</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 4:32pm<b>wolfman0_o</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 6:56pm<b>RA91</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:17pm<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 4:45pm<b>waffleeater_153</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 12:35am<b>skylercoombs</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:04am<b>subhaan786</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 3:49pm

alaen23's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Facebook

Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.

See all of alaen23's badges

alaen23's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

#21198655
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (7158)

On 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm - money - by The Rock's arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53363) - you deserved it (5666)

On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64748) - you deserved it (9212)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

#21182292
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47136) - you deserved it (5655)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47276) - you deserved it (21470)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

#20835369
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51814) - you deserved it (5278)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51776) - you deserved it (4107) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51776) - you deserved it (4107) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

#20835170
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51776) - you deserved it (4107) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

#20803453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47908) - you deserved it (9380)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

#20788265
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29898) - you deserved it (53042)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

#20788265
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29898) - you deserved it (53042)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

#20787584
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60618) - you deserved it (7152)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: