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alaen23

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 July 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 588
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About alaen23 : Immature, weird, and enjoys reading. I'm only 13 but still, this website has some crazy fuckers. Idk but man, life, ya know? I might entertain you with my antics or I might just scare you ^_^. I believe I'm lovable but, some birches disagree. Sooooo yeah if you're stalking me right now just go ahead and message me you weird bastard. Bye!

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alaen23's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

#21198655
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (6131)

On 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm - money - by The Rock's arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I overheard my mother talking to her friend, and using me as an example of how it's sometimes best to swallow. FML

#21196146
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (4128)

On 07/02/2014 at 11:54am - intimacy - by unwanted daughter (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53868) - you deserved it (7143)

On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, my husband decided that if he's not hungry, then I'm not allowed to make myself any food. FML

#21182292
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42309) - you deserved it (4733)

On 06/20/2014 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

#21168348
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43441) - you deserved it (19338)

On 06/09/2014 at 3:36pm - health - by blanknameisblank (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

#20835369
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46276) - you deserved it (4674)

On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

#20835170
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46756) - you deserved it (3674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

#20835170
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46756) - you deserved it (3674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

#20835170
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46756) - you deserved it (3674) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/13/2013 at 4:49am - kids - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

#20803453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41436) - you deserved it (7885)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I had to help my constipated dog by squeezing crap out of her butt. This is a daily occurrence. FML

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

#20788265
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27725) - you deserved it (49541)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held my cat above my head Lion King style. The height must have made him nervous, because he shat on my head. FML

#20788265
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27725) - you deserved it (49541)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

#20787584
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54978) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)



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