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  • Town/Country : London, Surrey
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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On 09/25/2013 at 6:12pm - love - by cinemasaddo (man) - United Kingdom

Today, a kid was ranting that "people these days are so rude" and that "things were much better in the '50s." Annoyed, I asked the delusional twat what was so great about the racial segregation, rampant sexism, homophobia, and all the rest back then. He responded by punching me. FML

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On 07/19/2013 at 4:36pm - health - by "people these days" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML

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On 01/06/2011 at 9:54am - health - by omfgitburns (man) -

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 2:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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