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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About aklm15 : I love sports!

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Today, mah 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclawhere he ( belongs ) cuz he's ( so smart ). FML

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105 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 9:38pm - misc - by thanksad (man) - United States (California)

Today, we were having a family dinner with mah boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen,hen we were getting the food ready, he proposd. I screamd. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tasd him in the leg. fat FML

#20841540
161 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 10:18am - love - by why - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, one of the kids in my nieghborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
93 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today..!! I was visiting cousin's farm!! Going out fir a morning stroll..!! I took an apple with me to munch along the way!! As I was eating it..!! I hered a distant thumping sound an was suddenly slammed into the ground!! When I looked up..!! a horse was eating apple!! I got mugged by a horse!! FML

#20836718
125 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY.. . MY 16-YEAR-OLD BROTHER MANAGED TO CONVINCE MY 22-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND THAT I BREASTFEED MY PET PARROT . FML

#20835369
112 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

#20763905
108 comments

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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I finally unfriendd my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me . After discovering this , she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical teres looool that my roommate move out because I can't be trustd . FML

TODAY, MAH SON VISITED FIR THE FRST TIME IN THREE YEARS, ASKING TO STAY AHILE. IT TURNS OUT HE INSULTED SOMEONE ONLINE AND GAVE HIS ADDRESS IN CASE THEY WANTED TO FIGHT HIM. THEY ACCEPTED THE OFFER, AND SO MAH SON'S IMAGINARY MUAY THAI SKILLS WENT AWOL, ALONG WITH HIS TESTICLES. REAL FML

#20726002
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On 06/14/2013 at 6:12pm - kids - by I fathered a pussy. (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , Mah Boyfriend Asked If I Could Grow Out Mah Pubic Hair Since I Usually Wax It. He Said His Mom Has A Full Bush And He Always Thought It Looks Better That Way. FML

#20719191
273 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 8:00am - intimacy - by notyourmom (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

#20691781
70 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Today , mah sister went into a blind rage at me 4 "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant , two months after she did the same . My husband and I have been trying 4 two years . She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is . FML

#20590768
205 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions . She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around . FML

#20572868
133 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he cummed and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

#20561915
212 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States

Today.!! !! I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 fir free to replace her broken Nokia...hich she threw out the window in ( blind rage ) !! I felt awful having to thank her fir calling !! Sadly.!! !! this is a daily event !! FML

#20559802
106 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

today I told my family I was divorcing my husband . My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead" . FML

#20546016
62 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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