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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (20 years)
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About akitiagito : I'm an anime freak! ^________^

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML


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On 11/11/2012 at 5:48pm - love - by notalovestory (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, yet again, I had to dye my hair brown in advance of the new school year, because my school doesn't allow "unapproved" colors, even if they're natural. FML


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On 08/13/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by youmothERFUCKErs (woman) - United States

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML


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On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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