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Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doc inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69695) - you deserved it (6673)

On 06/08/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by prostate (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia

Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages she said "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said "but it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (75255)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Jon (man) - United States (Illinois)



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