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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1992 (23 years)
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About akeep5 : I live in the US
I go to high school as a junior
I have my license

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Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML


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