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akd1v
  • Town/Country : the NO!, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 494
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41870) - you deserved it (2787)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32058) - you deserved it (6549)

On 02/21/2011 at 6:15pm - intimacy - by Clare (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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