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About akd1v : put a dick in your ear, and fuck what you heard
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015