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akaka
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1032
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About akaka : 19. Freshman. Skateboarder.

akaka's page activity

Visits<b>jordan_ice1234</b> - yesterday at 12:48pm<b>Stephanoze</b> - yesterday at 11:34am<b>dogshorsescats</b> - yesterday at 10:55pm<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:14pm<b>myeviltwin</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:51am<b>katiedixie</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 11:06am<b>outrigger1990</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 5:45pm<b>Nexa</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:41pm<b>Flippier999</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:28pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:06am<b>fAuzIA</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 6:07pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:57pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:42am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 2:26am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 7:53pm<b>sherbear78</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 1:36am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:11pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 2:57am

Fucked!<b>jordan_ice1234</b> - yesterday at 6:48pm<b>Nexa</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:41pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:07am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:42am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:27am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 9:26pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:48am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:27am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 8:40am<b>coltin441</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 12:36pm<b>Kayla860</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:55pm<b>snazman</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 6:38am

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akaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML



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