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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 875
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About akaka : 18. Senior. Soccer. Skateboarder.

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Liked!<b>derp_taco</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:27am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 8:40am<b>coltin441</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 12:36pm<b>Kayla860</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 6:55pm<b>snazman</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 6:38am

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