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akaka

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 May 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1155
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About akaka : 19. Freshman. Skateboarder.

akaka's page activity

Visits<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 9:30am<b>fknkents</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 8:00am<b>AnonAndAnon</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 9:56pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 10:21am<b>FreshDonuts</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 12:28pm<b>rivimatt</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:14am<b>ProfCareless</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:42pm<b>Xsweglord420x</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 11:18am<b>PVXCRunner15</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:56pm<b>saidaswear</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 12:29am<b>Patriots21</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 4:09pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:42pm<b>hobbs96</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 5:45am<b>SwagBasket</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 6:59pm<b>Leo619</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 12:25am<b>marshm610</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 12:00am<b>JZAMORA777</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 10:45pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:15pm

Fucked!<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 4:21pm<b>ProfCareless</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 11:42pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:51am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:37am<b>NAH2000</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 7:20pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 4:39am<b>apineapple</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 2:38am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:23pm<b>A07</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 10:20am<b>jordan_ice1234</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Nexa</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:41pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:07am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:42am<b>balboa_2</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 8:27am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 9:26pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 1:48am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 02/08/2015 at 1:27am

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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akaka's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML



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