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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1125
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35597) - you deserved it (5244)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12949) - you deserved it (51553)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40153) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
260 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

#16895004
163 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 8:35am - animals - by hadtocleanthemess (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML

#16706324
86 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by jaybob18 - United States (New York)

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML

#16450721
163 comments

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On 06/01/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML

#16038977
144 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 11:12pm - misc - by wiper -

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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225 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

#15901266
154 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

#15591569
99 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)



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