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Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML

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On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

Today, It's The Last Day Of Mah Sign Language Class . At The End Of The Class, Mah Teacher Surprised Us By Speaking Fir The Frst Time, Also Surprising Everyone That She Wasn't Actually Deaf . It Wouldn't Have Been So Bad Had I Not Just Given Someone An Answer To The Test, Thinking She Couldn't Hear Me . Fat FML

Today My Grlfriend Told Me That She Is Pregnant. I Askd How It Could Be Possible , Since She's On Brth Control. She Said She Didn't Know Her Antibiotics Would Interfere With It. She's A Pharmacist. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today, I got a ransom note saying, "We have kidnapped yur husband an won't release him unless u postpone the wedding." The wedding is tomorrow an it was in his handwriting. FML

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On 12/20/2013 at 9:51am - misc - by oh why... (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend said e was in love wit my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't te tird boyfriend in a row tis appened wit. mega FML

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On 12/19/2013 at 1:13am - love - by hot_friend (woman) - United States

Yesterday, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, an went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago an won't come back. FML

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On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MY COUSIN STARTED SENDING SARCASTIC LOVE MESSAGES TO ME. I REPLIED... WITH EVEN CHEESIER LINES. THEN SHE RANG ME SAYING SHE WAS SO GLAD I FELT THE SAME WAY. TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T BIENG SARCASTIC. FML

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On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

yesterday I was proud when I startd a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

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Today, I Got Into A Fight With My Mother. Her Idea Of A Birthday Present To Me Is Buying Me A Husband. Yes, Buying. She Told An Asshat She Found Online About My Trust Fund, And Now There Both Trying To Put Together "the Wedding Of The Millennium". She Still Doesn't Understandhy I'm Mad. FML

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING CUZ ACCORDING TO HIM, OUR CHILD DOES NOT HAVE HIS HAIR COLOR, EYE COLOR, OR OTHER FACIAL FEATURES. OUR SON IS FIVE DAYS OLD, BALD AND HASN'T OPENED HIS EYES MUCH. THE CLOSEST THING I CAN PROBABLY COMPARE HIM TO IS AN OLD, WRINKLY POTATO. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend and I went to the doctor's 4 an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner 4 her birthday. FML

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On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took ma grlfriend out to eat at a diner were ma friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk muc. He texted me after we'd left to tell me tat ma grlfriend ad slipped im er number. FML

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On 09/24/2013 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with husband . When he got off work, I said, "The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant . From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, fetus already has a sibling . FML

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On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

Today, I bought a cat. Somehow that cat is now stuck inside mah antique piano. I have to break the piano to get her out. FML



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