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  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 May 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46946) - you deserved it (14819)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36625) - you deserved it (6286)

On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)



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