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About aj91498 : Greetings earthling. Read the rest but beware, for there is something at the end.
Hi. My initials are A and J, and yes, the picture is of me (it's also a reason to close the bathroom door). I like video games, my iPod, Doctor Who and this website. I have an addiction to tic tacs. You can get my picture in the app Rabbids go Phone. Not sure why you would. Wait, I do. You sick fuck. Feel free to message me.
Spanish translation: No sabe spanish, estoy mucho sorry.
Murder Victims:
every1luvsboners
perdix
CryMoreFMLs
iAmScrubs
BIEBERSLAYER (great name)
enonymous
DocBastard
wisericky
MrSassypants
BaconDave
flockz
dolphincheddar
eminemchick
Iamnotmyself
I_iz_B_a_troll
WAIT! If you have read everything, don't read the rest. It's for the people who skipped to the end.
So you have come here to find the surprise. There isn't one. Now be a good stalker and read the rest.
YDI master
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 11:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 4:22am - health - by PickedOff (woman) - United States
Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, I found the best cure for constipation is having my brother scare the literal shit out of me, in Walmart. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 1:29pm - health - by crazyk2468 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Gothicbunnyx3 - United States
Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML
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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 11:50pm - misc - by antwo - United States
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