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by itsellie27 / 08/30/2013 at 10:44am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by ocdistheworst / 08/26/2013 at 4:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 2:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, the people fixing my phone called to say that for some reason, my phone's SIM card has wiped all my contacts except for four, and they are doing their best to try and recover the rest. I had to explain to them that I only had four contacts to begin with. The guy laughed. FML
by Mr.no contacts / 03/31/2013 at 3:00am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML
by kindergarten teacher / 03/23/2013 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by DEATHBYEX1LE / 03/04/2013 at 12:01am / Australia / Love
by _The__Doctor_ / 12/31/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Ape / 12/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 12:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
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